|To be or not to be, or maybe it was 3A|
Long time readers of this column know that I love words, which makes me a lexophile.
No, that's not something dirty or anything I need to see my vet about.
I'm just a book hound at heart, and so, amongst all the jokes I get to tell are puns and plays on words like the following:
Most people are surprised their bicycles fall when they forget to use the kickstands. Well of course the bicycle can't stand on its own, it's two tired!
They say when there's a will, there's a way. Of course whenever there's a will there's also heirs, for wills are a dead giveaway.
When you're having fun time flies swiftly like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana because it has quite an appeal to them.
Does a backward poet write inverse?
Of course, a chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?
I'm happy to report that the man that fell into an upholstery machine at the furniture factory is fully recovered.
And before I go, I would like to take a moment to give a word of advice to ALL politicians out there, whether they're up for election this year or not.
Remember: you are stuck it with your debt if you can't budge it!
With that, I bid everyone a fond adieu. Have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.-AtP.