|"You want to put the thermometer WHERE?"|
Despite the technical difficulties Blogger has been having in the last 48 hours or so, the Sunday Funnies are still posted on time, more or less.
The Free Choice E-zine staff can still access the site, but we're unable to see the end results right now, so hopefully I don't make any embarrassing faux-paws.
But all these problems, coupled with the fact that I just went to the vet recently for my yearly check up inspired me to look for some medical related humor.
So without further adieu...
*Nowadays there seems to be a pill for everything. To keep you regular. To keep your nose from running. Of course if your nose is running, you better catch it before it escapes.
Anyway, there's a pill for this, a pill for that, a pill for the other. Thanks to all the great advances in medical science, people are leaving better corpses when they shuffle off this mortal coil for whatever lies beyond.
*But have you taken a look at some of those ads they run on TV? The commercials take longer disclaiming
|He has a boo-boo. But where's Yogi?|
*If I understand the concept right, there's even a pill for reptile dysfunction. Of course if your reptile is dysfunctional, maybe you should take it to the vet before you go see Alice.
Remember, this is a family oriented blog. Think about that last one for a moment.
If you still haven't gotten it, try remembering the commercials. Yet why would a married couple want to bathe together at the same time, yet use separate tubs?
*As Humans age, the five stages of life seem to be youth, adult hood, middle age, "Geez, you still look terrific," and "You're still alive?"
*Everyone should see their doctor at least once a year. Then again, the Republicans in the United States Congress just failed at their 37th! attempt to repeal Obama Care, so maybe they should visit theirs more often.
And on that note, that's all the time and space I have for this weekend. You've been a great audience ladies and germs. Hope everyone has a great week, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies. Blogger should have all the bugs worked out of the system by then.--AtP.