Yes, the weather is still abominable here in my neck of the woods. LOTS of snow and bitterly cold temperatures, with more of the same expected to at least finish out February, if not taking us into the beginning of March 2015 as well.
But you folks came here to be entertained for a few minutes, so let's see what I can dig up.
Why did the flamingo stand on just one leg?
If he had tried standing on no legs, he would have fallen down.
A boy walks into a pet shop and asks, "Can you please sell me a shark?"
The pet shop owner looks at the boy and asked, "Why do you want to buy a shark?"
The boy's answer was, "My cat's been trying to get into the fish tank and I want to teach it a lesson."
A bird that hogs the conversation.
What letters are NOT in the alphabet?
The ones in your mailbox.
What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt. 0 8
For those in the audience who have a photographic memory, what kind of film do you use?
Would a ticklish subject be the study of feathers?
What's the difference between
here and there?
The letter T.What has 8 legs, 3 heads, 2 arms, and 2 wings?
A man, riding a horse, carrying a chicken.
Have a great week everybody. Stay safe, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.