We all need to eat to live.
There's no avoiding food. It's everywhere. There's even a whole cable channel devoted to it!
So let's have some fun with our food.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Did you know that it's illegal to give a moose a beer in Alaska?
Now, I honestly don't think you should give a moose (or any other animal) any kind of liquor, but it's pretty interesting what happens If You Give A Moose A Muffin...
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
Did you know that ketchup is not allowed in French schools because they want their children to learn about French cuisine, along with their cultural history and heritage.
I wonder how they feel about French fries?
Did you hear about the famous mushroom comedian?
He was a fungi.
What do you call fake noodles?
The lettuce was ahead, the corn was disqualified for stalking, and the tomato was trying to catch up.
Eggs don't like jokes because they crack up easily.
What is black, white, green, and bumpy?
A cucumber wearing a tuxedo.
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What was the big hit song at the protest rally trying to encourage more people to eat vegetables?
All we are saying, is give peas a chance!
And remember, you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
On that note, have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.
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