Showing posts with label August 2. Show all posts
Showing posts with label August 2. Show all posts

Saturday, August 2, 2025

THE PUZZLE CORNER: AUGUST 2, 2025

 😎FUN FACT

RHYME TIME⏰
The clue to something is below, but no matter how long your answer is, each word within it must rhyme. Ready?
Woodwinds’ problems.

NUMBER PLEASE
Get ready! We ask the question, but the answer is just a number.
How many Number One albums have The Who (Pete Townshend, Roger Daltrey, John Entwistle and Keith Moon) had?

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the July 26, 2025 Puzzle Corner.

REBUS
Something familiar is represented in the image on the left. Do you know what it is?
Pink Floyd’s ♫Just Another Brick In The Wall♫

HUH? (misquotes)
The misquote is below. All you have to do is give us the correct quote and source. Ready?
♫Where Theo can meet this guy, I’ll be sailing♫ is actually ♫Where the ocean meets the sky, I’ll be sailing♫ from Rod Stewart’s The Rhythm of My Heart.

Sunday, August 2, 2020

SUNDAY FUNNIES: DON'T WORRY DAY REDUX, Part 3 of 3


Hello Everybody!
Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here as we try to revive Don't Worry Day!

That's right. Our original attempt was 11 years ago on this very Sunday (August 2, 2009), but apparently most people were either too busy to celebrate or actually liked worrying, so we haven't tried doing it again before now.

Sad, but true.
Like I said last week the concept is sound. Set aside a day to attempt destressing.
We realize that life is ruff, especially with the way the world is right now, and that we need to do this on a more regular basis than just one special day.

Like the old adage says, you have to stop and smell the roses.🌹🌹🌹
But you folks didn't come here to hear us talk about improving your mental health by reducing stress and worrying, so...

Geez. No wonder mine have never been crunchy.
Starting this fall, video games will have these new difficulty settings: Easy, Medium, Hard, 2020.

Do they play video games in France?
Wii. 😉

How do ranchers🤠 buy their livestock?🐄Through a cattlelogue!🐮

Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're too afraid to relax and unwind.

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock! Don't worry: there's no cause for alarm.⏰

When desert nomads get ready to move their camp to another location, do they have a mirage sale?
Great Kibbles! 😉

I painted my trumpet🎺 turquoise and the other orchestra members are freaking out that I blue my own horn.

You know I love having breakfast in bed, but why am I the one who has to clean up the mess afterward?

Doctor, something is seriously wrong with me. Some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
Relax! You're just two tents.

And on that note, Waxy and I will continue to do our best to entertain you each weekend.
But please take care of yourselves.

It's not just your physical health, but your mental state as well. Like the song says, ♫Don't Worry, Be Happy.♫ Who know? Maybe we'll get to celebrate this again next year.

Waxy, don't you think you should take your own advice?

Oh.

On that note♫ take care. STAY SAFE! And please be back with us again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP and WD.

Sunday, August 2, 2015

SUNDAY FUNNIES: FOOD FOR THOUGHT (food jokes)

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here.
We all need to eat to live.
There's no avoiding food. It's everywhere. There's even a whole cable channel devoted to it!
So let's have some fun with our food.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!

Did you know that it's illegal to give a moose a beer in Alaska?
Now, I honestly don't think you should give a moose (or any other animal) any kind of liquor, but it's pretty interesting what happens If You Give A Moose A Muffin...

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.

Did you know that ketchup is not allowed in French schools because they want their children to learn about French cuisine, along with their cultural history and heritage.
I wonder how they feel about French fries?

Did you hear about the famous mushroom comedian?
He was a fungi.

What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta.

Did you hear the results of the great vegetable race?
The lettuce was ahead, the corn was disqualified for stalking, and the tomato was trying to catch up.

Eggs don't like jokes because they crack up easily.

What is black, white, green, and bumpy?
A cucumber wearing a tuxedo.

Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

What was the big hit song at the protest rally trying to encourage more people to eat vegetables?
All we are saying, is give peas a chance!

And remember, you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
On that note, have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

Friday, August 1, 2014

THE PUZZLE CORNER: AUGUST 2, 2014

FUN FACT
Snakes smell with their tongues!


THE LETTER SHUFFLE
We are going to do something a little different this time.
Each answer will begin with the same 2 letters, but you have to supply the rest to complete the word, based upon the clues below.
Ready?

01. A tree
02. An idiot
03. Boat necessity?
04. A grain

REBUS
Something familiar is represented in the image below.
Do you know what it is?
















We'll reveal all next weekend. But for now, let's open up THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results from the July 26, 2014 Puzzle Corner.


TRIVIA TIME
What is a pukwudgie?
A mythological creature of the Wampanoag Indians, known for causing mischief, whether the target deserves it or not.

AKA (Also Known As)
Barbara Millicent Roberts is better known as... Barbie, from Mattel Toys.