Sunday, August 9, 2015


Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
It's been a while since I've had a chance to tour The Free Choice E-zine offices, but doing so has netted me a whole new batch of jokes freshly harvested from those special containers I find at everybody's desk.
So let's have some fun!

A chess player needed money so he went to a pawn shop.

A new boss came into the department. The cute
Waxy's special joke file containers!
secretary tried asking him for a raise.
The new boss said, “I will pay you what you are worth.”
The secretary replied, “No thank you. I can't afford the pay cut."

What did Mr. and Mrs. Burger name their daughter?

What happens when you over eat?
You get thick to your stomach.

What is a sure cure for dandruff?

When does running mean walking?
When you run out of gas.

Why does a bicycle have a kick-stand?
It's two tired to stand alone.

The chef was arrested for cruelty to food.
He beat the eggs, whipped the cream and battered the chicken.

What did Paul Revere say when he finished his midnight ride?

What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A puddle.

The chess player needed a break, so he took a knight off.

What do you call a person who is always wiring for money?
An electrician.

And on that note, have a great week everybody, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

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