It's been a while since I've had a chance to tour The Free Choice E-zine offices, but doing so has netted me a whole new batch of jokes freshly harvested from those special containers I find at everybody's desk.
So let's have some fun!
A chess player needed money so he went to a pawn shop.
A new boss came into the department. The cute
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The new boss said, “I will pay you what you are worth.”
The secretary replied, “No thank you. I can't afford the pay cut."
What did Mr. and Mrs. Burger name their daughter?
What happens when you over eat?
You get thick to your stomach.
What is a sure cure for dandruff?
When does running mean walking?
When you run out of gas.
Why does a bicycle have a kick-stand?
It's two tired to stand alone.
The chef was arrested for cruelty to food.
He beat the eggs, whipped the cream and battered the chicken.
What do you call a snowman in the desert?
The chess player needed a break, so he took a knight off.
What do you call a person who is always wiring for money?
And on that note, have a great week everybody, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.