Sunday, November 22, 2015

SUNDAY FUNNIES: FOR THE BIRDS (bird jokes for Thanksgiving)

"I'm not eating anyone I know!"
Hello Everybody!
Today you have both Waxy Dragon AND Autumn the Puppy here. Since Thursday is Thanksgiving in America, we're teaming up to tell bird jokes. After all, there are already plenty of turkey jokes, especially in politics.

They didn't want us because we'd double bill them!
What is is called when it rains roosters, ducks, turkey's, and doves?
Fowl weather.

How do Baby birds learn to fly?
They just wing it.

What do you get when you put five ducks in a carton?
A box of quackers.

What is an Owl's favorite mystery?
A Whoooo-done'it.

A well balanced act.
Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture says to the other, "Does this taste funny?

Why did the flamingo stand on one leg?
If he lifted the other leg, he'd fall.

Show me an owl with laryngitis, and I'll show you a bird that doesn't give a hoot.

What should you say when someone throws a duck at you?
What should you say when someone throws a duck at a duck?
"Duck, Duck."
What do you say when someone throws a goose at a duck?
"Duck, Duck! Goose!"

How many penguins does it take to fly and airplane?
None! Penguins cannot fly.
"Just passing through."

Why do birds fly South for the winter?
Because it is too far to walk.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What kind of bird does construction work?
The crane.

What does an educated owl say?

Which bird is always out of breath?
The Puffin.

Where do birds invest their money?
In the stork market.

What do ducks like most on television?

Okay folks. We cannot close this post without presenting what has to be the ULTIMATE turkey joke. Therefore we give you, courtesy of YouTube, edited highlights from the classic WKRP In Cincinnati episode: "Turkeys Away!"

Now then, have a great week everybody!
Please remember that you're supposed to be thankful for what you have in live not only this Thursday, but all year round, and don't let the pushiness of the retail industry bring you down this holiday season.
Otherwise, don't forget to be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon!

WKRP In Cincinnati is presumably still (C) by MTM Productions. The staff and management of The Free Choice E-zine are unaware if sharing this video (which we didn't create or post on YouTube to begin with) violates any copyrights. We're just great fans of the show and really miss WKRP.

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