Sunday, November 15, 2015


Punny funny
Hello Everybody!
Waxy Dragon winging her way to you with some fabulous (and hopefully funny) puns!


The other day I held the door open for a clown.
It was a nice jester.

Pasteurize: Too far to see.

A broken pencil is pointless.

Is stealing someone's coffee mugging?

I once tried to catch some fog but mist.

Be kind to dentists! They have fillings too.

Remember: no matter how far you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

Whoever invented "Knock Knock" jokes should get the No-Bell Prize.

I know a man who thought about being a banker, but then lost interest.

While he would never do such a thing, if the Energizer Bunny was ever arrested for beating somebody up, would he be charged with battery?

I put my grandma on speed dial.
I call it Insta-gram.

And at any given time, is the urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight just
a whim away
a whim away
a whim away?

And on that note, have a great week everybody. Take care, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

Tokens reunion video courtesy of YouTube/google.

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