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Waxy Dragon winging her way to you with some fabulous (and hopefully funny) puns!
Ready?
The other day I held the door open for a clown.
It was a nice jester.
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A broken pencil is pointless.
Is stealing someone's coffee mugging?
I once tried to catch some fog but mist.
Be kind to dentists! They have fillings too.
Whoever invented "Knock Knock" jokes should get the No-Bell Prize.
I know a man who thought about being a banker, but then lost interest.
While he would never do such a thing, if the Energizer Bunny was ever arrested for beating somebody up, would he be charged with battery?
I put my grandma on speed dial.
I call it Insta-gram.
And at any given time, is the urge to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight just
a whim away
a whim away
a whim away?
And on that note, have a great week everybody. Take care, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.
Tokens reunion video courtesy of YouTube/google.
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