SUNDAY FUNNIES: GRIN AND BEAR IT (bear jokes)

Hi folks! Free Choice E-zine Editor-in-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here today, because we're finishing up the Thanksgiving holiday weekend here in America and the ladies are off with their families, like a lot of employees should have been on Thanksgiving.

So that means I get to entertain you for this edition of the Sunday Funnies, and the subject I have chosen is bears. Ready?

"Got any honey?"

What do you call a bear in the middle of the Sahara Desert?
Lost.

Where do polar bears like to vacation?
Brrrr-muda

What time is it when five grizzly bears are chasing you?
Five after one, but the most obvious answer would be: Time to run!

What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?
A Gummy bear.

What do bears pack to go on a long holiday?
Just the bear essentials.

A hunter was following bear tracks when he came across a country road skirting the edge of the forest.
He looked and saw a sign that said "Bear Left".
Disappointed, he went home.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.

Where do polar bears vote?
At the North Poll.

What do you call a bear that whines?
Whiny the Pooh.

What did the male bear say to the female bear when he proposed?
"May I have your paw in marriage? I only have eyes fur you, honey."

And on that note, have a great week folks, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.