Sunday, November 29, 2015


Hi folks! Free Choice E-zine Editor-in-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here today, because we're finishing up the Thanksgiving holiday weekend here in America and the ladies are off with their families, like a lot of employees should have been on Thanksgiving.

So that means I get to entertain you for this edition of the Sunday Funnies, and the subject I have chosen is bears. Ready?

"Got any honey?"
What do you call a bear in the middle of the Sahara Desert?

Where do polar bears like to vacation?

What time is it when five grizzly bears are chasing you?
Five after one, but the most obvious answer would be: Time to run!

What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?
A Gummy bear.

What do bears pack to go on a long holiday?
Just the bear essentials.

A hunter was following bear tracks when he came across a country road skirting the edge of the forest.
He looked and saw a sign that said "Bear Left".
Disappointed, he went home.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.

Where do polar bears vote?
At the North Poll.

What do you call a bear that whines?
Whiny the Pooh.

What did the male bear say to the female bear when he proposed?
"May I have your paw in marriage? I only have eyes fur you, honey."

And on that note, have a great week folks, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.

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