Hope everyone had a great Halloween.
I know I did. My tummy still aches from all the candy I ate last night.
I also hope everyone remembered to set their clocks back one hour, since Daylight Savings Time ended. If not, at least you'll be an hour early wherever you have to go today.
Anyway, when trying to think of what to do for this week's Sunday Funnies, I thought I'd try my paw at the Internet like Autumn the Puppy does.
So let's see what's on the World Wide Web, besides a few stray spiders.
I was told to leave my replies in italics. Ready?
Jokes are always easy to find on the Internet. Like this one:
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for a lousy summer.
I know what you mean. Thankfully dragons love it hot, but with global warming and everything, humans and a lot of my other friends have a rough time of it.
One Internet poster said, "There is no such thing as a perfect stranger. I keep practicing and practicing and keep getting stranger and stranger."
Well good for you. Momma Dragon always tells me that practice makes perfect. Then again, she also tells me to stay away from strangers, but I wish you all the best.
"When your past calls, don't answer. It has nothing new to say."
Good advice. Especially don't answer the phone when your past calls collect!
Another poster wrote, "Not everyone suffers from insanity. I thoroughly enjoy it."
Maybe that poster should get together with the one trying to be a perfect stranger.
WOW! That must have been some weekend!
"Except for missing the holidays (Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's Day, and Valentine's Day), I always thought bears had the right idea about winter."
Maybe, but who gets up in the middle of the night to make sure the heater is still working in the cave?
This last Internet post was especially interesting.
"BREAKING NEWS! The Earth revolves around the sun! People who thought everything revolved around them are in a state of shock."
You mean I'm not the center of everyone's universe? Maybe I need to hire a new publicity agent.
And on that note, have a great week everybody, and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies! I hope I still have some Halloween candy left by then. Maybe I can go trick or treating again?—wd.