SUNDAY FUNNIES: TO TELL THE TOOTH!

I take good care of my teeth,
although they need more chocolate!

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
"Going to the dentist today. I will fill you in on all the boring details later," he said, dropping me off at Dragon School.

Bubblehead had to go to the dentist this past week to get his teeth cleaned.
Okay, I'm scratching my head over that one. After all, he does brush and floss twice a day and makes sure I do too, whether I want to or not. 😉
Of course what actually happened was the dentist wanted to make SURE Bubblehead was brushing and flossing like he's supposed to!
Now he knows how I feel whenever he checks on me.

But don't get me wrong. I may be just a baby dragon, but I do know that taking good care of your teeth is just as important to your health as anything else.
Yet as accurate as that last sentence was, you're not here to hear me go on about dental hygiene, so...

What time is your dentist appointment?

🦷Tooth hurty.

My dentist told me I only have one cavity.
It's called my stomach and I want to fill it three times a day.

How do teeth travel across the bay?
On the tooth ferry.⛴

A dentist was needed to testify at an important trial and was about to be sworn in.
The judge asked, "Do you swear to tell the tooth. The whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"🦷
"Sure," promised the dentist, "but can you handle the tooth?"
"Isn't that your job?" asked the judge.

If a "painless dentist" does not live up to their advertising, that does not give you the right to bite them.

And on that note, remember to brush and floss.
Have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: TO TELL THE TOOTH! (dental jokes)

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
What time do you always see a dentist?
Tooth-hurty.

Actually, my teeth didn't hurt, but I DID go to my dentist for my annual teeth cleaning and oral exam, because dental hygine is just as important to your overall health as eating right, exercise, and all that other good stuff.

Yet that doesn't mean we can't crack a smile and some dental jokes! 😉

Why did little Arnold wear a belt on his teeth?

Because he couldn't find his braces.

Botanists have developed a vegetable that eliminates the need to brush your teeth.
Bristle sprouts!
But it will never catch on because what kid willingly eats their vegetables?

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned!

What is the best thing to put into any dessert?
Your teeth.😁

If they're sad, do dentists feel down in the mouth?

My dentist told me I have only one cavity. I have to fill it three ties a day.
Guess that means I get to eat more Belgosian Dark Chocolate. HURRAH!

A dentist and a doctor both loved the same girl. One day, the dentist had to go to a conference. He gave his girl seven apples🍎. Do you know why?
Because an apple🍎 a day keeps the doctor away.

Why was a transport ship filling up with teeth.
Because it was a tooth ferry.⛴

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.