You know, the only trouble with retirement is you never get a day off. I mean, take my life for instance.
In case you haven't noticed, I'm a dog.🐕
Have been since birth. Am one now. Will be one until the day I die, which is hopefully a LONG way off from now.
But have you ever wondered what life might be like if things were different?
Sure you have. It's that way for everybody with any kind of conscious thought.
The news certainly doesn't help.
That's why Waxy Dragon and I are here. To try and cheer everyone up for at least a little while.
The world doesn't just need more love.
|SMILE! 😀 And play me!
Ready to have some fun?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday. The others are week days.
What is the best season to jump on a trampoline?
I love sheep puns.🐑
They make me feel ewe-phoric.
If you know any fish🐟🐠 jokes, let minnow.
Rest in peace boiled water. You will be mist.😉
Well, that's all the time and space in relative dimensions I have for today. Where's a TARDIS when you really need one?
Hope you had fun. Try the 6 links, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.