Sunday, October 18, 2020

SUNDAY FUNNIES: FALL HUMOR (misc. seasonal jokes)

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!

It's a fine fall day here as I sit in one of my many sunny spots. A dining room window sill at the moment, but that will change as the day progresses.
Despite the clear skies and the warm sunshine, the days are getting colder as the leaves change colors.
Glad I'm an indoor cat because while they may look fun to romp in as my people's kids are doing right now, you never know what's inside them.
Probably a lot of dirt and mud that I'm better off without.

Cat's eye view
Their dad doesn't look too happy that his children are destroying his precious leaf pile, but then maybe he never should have raked them up to begin with.
After all, they looked like a natural blanket just laying across the lawn.
Of course in time the trees will be totally bare as winter arrives.
But enough of my stray thoughts. It's time for some fun!

My people operated on a pumpkin yesterday.
I didn't even know it was sick.
But they took a lot of yucky stuff out from inside it and now it's kind of hollow.
Considering it never once said "Hello" to me, I thought that pumpkin was kind of empty headed to begin with.
Not sure about sleeping inside the darn thing because it has this weird look on its face now. 🎃

Winter Harvesting
What did the tree say to fall?
Leaf me alone.

Do pumpkin patches repair broken pumpkins?

What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.

Why do lions🦁 move at the end of every summer?
Because the pride goeth before the fall!

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To make up for a lousy summer!

And on that note♫, take care.
And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

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