Sunday, October 25, 2020


Who says it has to be a Dalmatian?
Hello Everybody!
No one said I needed a costume!

Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Piper D. Katt here as we celebrate Halloween.๐Ÿ‘ป

That's right Autumn. Of course Halloween this year is Saturday, so we're partying now because next Sunday will be November 1, which would be a little late to go Trick or Treating.

Yeah, if anyone does get to go Trick or Treating this year because of the rotten pandemic!๐Ÿ˜ž And it's gonna be a full moon too!๐ŸŒ• The next Halloween moon won't be until 2039!๐Ÿ˜ฒ

That will be a Blue Moon like this year's, and the next time we'll have a Blue Moon (2 Fulls in the same month) is August 2023! But that's neither here or there right now. Our job's to entertain the readers for a few minutes so let's get right to it.

I tried donating blood today. Never again. Too many stupid questions like, “Who’s blood is it? Where did it come from? Why is it in a bucket?” 

The witness couldn’t identify any body because they were all headless.
That's gross!
So's 144 of anything, but moving on...

Never challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.

“There’s only one thing that scares me about Halloween.” 
"Which is?”
Anyone want some Pumpkin Pi?๐Ÿ˜‰

I had to get a loan for an exorcism.
They said that if I didn’t pay them back, I would be repossessed.

Why do ghosts๐Ÿ‘ป go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures

Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind.

Who helps the little pumpkins๐ŸŽƒ cross the road safely?
The crossing gourd.

And on that note♫, I'm afraid it's time to say goodbye.
To all our com-pah-knee.
Wrong franchise Piper. Anyway, take care.
And one of us will be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!AtP and PDK.

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