Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Piper D. Katt here as we celebrate Halloween.👻
That's right Autumn. Of course Halloween this year is Saturday, so we're partying now because next Sunday will be November 1, which would be a little late to go Trick or Treating.
Yeah, if anyone does get to go Trick or Treating this year because of the rotten pandemic!😞 And it's gonna be a full moon too!🌕 The next Halloween moon won't be until 2039!😲
That will be a Blue Moon like this year's, and the next time we'll have a Blue Moon (2 Fulls in the same month) is August 2023! But that's neither here or there right now. Our job's to entertain the readers for a few minutes so let's get right to it.
I tried donating blood today. Never again. Too many stupid questions like, “Who’s blood is it? Where did it come from? Why is it in a bucket?”
The witness couldn’t identify any body because they were all headless.
So's 144 of anything, but moving on...
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
“There’s only one thing that scares me about Halloween.”
I had to get a loan for an exorcism.
They said that if I didn’t pay them back, I would be repossessed.
Why do ghosts👻 go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures
Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind.
Who helps the little pumpkins🎃 cross the road safely?
The crossing gourd.
And on that note♫, I'm afraid it's time to say goodbye.
To all our com-pah-knee.
Wrong franchise Piper. Anyway, take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
And one of us will be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP and PDK.