SUNDAY FUNNIES: LYNX LAUGHS

 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!

Did you know today is International Lynx Day and June is Adopt a Cat Month? Friendly felines make great pets. 😻

There are other cats celebrated throughout the year, including the regular house cat like meow on October 29.

So to celebrate, it's CAT JOKE TIME!😸

Ready?

When you search for today's honored cat on the Internet, it just gives you a bunch of lynx.

What's a cat's favorite breakfast treat?

Mice Krispies.

If you can't find today's honored cat, is it a missing lynx?

Us cats are great at video games because we always start with nine lives. 😼

Any cat's favorite color is purrple.

Us cats are great singers because we're very mewsical.

One cool cat.

Why is it hard for leopards to play hide and seek?

Because they're always spotted.

If we could drive, our favorite car would be a Furrari!

Your favorite feline loves the Claw and Order franchise. 😸

What's do cats like on a hot summer day?

Mice Cream.

Why do us cats always get our way?

Because we are very purr-suasive!

So be nice to your cats, regardless of their variety and on that note♫ take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JUNE 11, 2022

😎FUN FACT

The British Broadcasting Company is celebrating 100 years of service this year, based upon when they started radio programming back in 1922.

TRIVIA TIME⌚

On the BBC series Keeping Up Appearances, what was the maiden name of sisters Hyacinth, Violet, Rose, and Daisy?

RHYME TIME⏰

The clue to something is below, but no matter how long your answer is, each word within it must rhyme. Ready?

What we all need in life.

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the June 4, 2022 Puzzle Corner.

FAMOUS FIRSTS🥇

Who could technically be considered the first host of The Twilight Zone?

Hint: It WASN’T Rod Serling!

Desi Arnaz because what many consider the pilot script, “The Time Element,” was produced as an episode of the Westinghouse Desilu Playhouse.

COMMON BONDS

The items in each subset below have something in common. Do you know what it is?

01. {oven, treat} = Dutch

02. {area, zip} = code

SUNDAY FUNNIES: SUMMER PUNNING (misc. jokes)

"It's SUMMER TIME!"

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
We had a few days to make up because of bad weather over the winter, but Dragon School's finally out for the summer! 😄
Of course that means now I'll be spending plenty of time with my coloring books and crayons, always looking for more Belgosian Dark Chocolate, and generally getting under Bubblehead's feet and in his business.
Just because Bubblehead is my human companion, guardian, or whatever you care to call him doesn't mean he can hide all that good Dark Chocolate from me.

Hey, I'm only a baby dragon. What am I supposed to do over the summer? Get a job?
Anyway, just because I'm out of school doesn't mean I won't be telling jokes. Like...

"That's udderly ridiculous too!"

When a hospital runs out of maternity nurses, is that a MID WIFE CRISIS?

What is the fastest liquid? MILK. It is pasteurized before you see it.

One cow said to another: "My genetics prevent me from producing milk."
The other cow agreed. "Yes, you udderly lactose genes."

I wanted to watch the national origami championships, but it was strictly paper view.

When the bad poet stood before the judge, he felt that the punishment should fit the rhyme.

I saw a sign on a wall that said BILL POSTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED.
What I want to know is, why are they so sure Bill Posters isn't innocent of whatever he's being accused of?

I wish a box of pizza lasted as long as a bag of baby carrots.

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody! Stay cool and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
Meanwhile, I'm going to try and find where Bubblehead has hidden the Belgosian Dark Chocolate this time!😉—wd.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JUNE 11, 2016

FUN FACT
It requires more facial muscles to make a sad expression than to smile.

COMMON BONDS
The items within each subset below have something in common.
Do you know what it is?

01. {Terry Brooks, R. A. Salvatore} and yes, we know they are both authors.
02. {Walter Koeing, Samuel A. Peeples}

AKA (Also Known As)
By what more famous name do we know Nathan Birnbaum?

We'll reveal all next weekend, but for now, let's open up THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results of the June 4, 2016 Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME
Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?

Answer: NOBODY! To be entombed means your final resting place is above ground.

THE 50/50 CHANCE
Just like a regular TRIVIA TIME question, only there are just two possible answers, hence the even odds of getting it right. Ready?

TRUE OR FALSE: Walt Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is the world's first full length animated feature.

Answer: FALSE! Not to take anything away from Walt Disney's many accomplishments, but animator Charlotte "Lotte" Reiniger in Germany actually created full length silhouette animation productions BEFORE the Disney Studio movie.
Remember, the question said "the WORLD'S first full length animated feature." Snow White was the first full length animated feature in America.
More information can be found here.