|"Well, if you question all the answers..."|
Now from time to time, I've posted here about the differences between Humans and Dragons, and my being a baby dragon still in Dragon School, and well...
A lot of Free Choice E-zine readers have e-mailed me about the stuff they don't understand in life.
And I thought I was having a tough time!
In any event, I thought it would be fun (for me at least) to share some of this stuff with everybody else.
It certainly makes writing this post easier.
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?
That's easy. Look at any bee hive and think of all the wasted space you'd have if they were all apart.
If you have to be careful washing wool, how come sheep don't shrink when they get wet?
I honestly don't know, but it would be a nice revenge for them keeping me up all night when I have to count them in hopes of falling asleep!
Why do banks leave their vault doors open during the day and chain the pens to the desk?
Maybe the pens wrote some bad checks? I know the doors to the Bulgosia Dark Chocolate vaults are real heavy, which is why I... OOPS! My lawyer said not to talk about that, so let's go on to the next question.
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, but buns only come in packages of 8?
I have absolutely no idea why, but if you need someone to eat those extra hot dogs...
How come you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
I don't know the answer to that either. But if they're so great about foreseeing such dire warnings about the future, how come they expect people to pay for the knowledge. No psychic helped me on my last Dragon School test. I failed that all on my own!
How come there is no mouse flavored cat food?
I know plenty of cats who ask the same question.
If con is the opposite of pro, is the opposite of progress Congress?
You might have something there. It would certainly explain the Republican party!
And on that note, have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.