Sunday, February 10, 2013


Why do I have to study to be a dragon? I already am one!
Hello Everybody! Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
Taking a weekend break from Dragon School to bring you some school themed jokes.

What ten letter word starts with G-A-S?
(There's plenty of real one folks, check a dictionary.)

Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of a paradox?
Student: Donald and Daffy.

Why did the student always prefer to study during airplane flights?
Because he wanted a higher education.
(It's a good joke at dragon school, but not practical in real life, because you can't have your nose in a book when you have to watch where you're flying.)

The kindergarten teacher asked her class what shape the world was?
A little girl spoke up and said, "According to my Daddy, terrible."
(The correct answer is Round. Every dragon knows that!)

When the science teacher asked what the chemical formula was for water, one student replied "HIJKLMNO".
"What do you mean?" asked the teacher.
"Yesterday, you said the formula was H to O," said the student. (H2O)

The grammar teacher tried to explain to her class that 'I ain't going' isn't correct language.
"The proper phrases would be I am not going. He is not going. She is not going. We are not going. They are not going."
To that, one student replied, "Then I guess nobody ain't going anywhere."

And on that note, I'm out of space and have to go, so it's time for me to say goodbye.
Have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd.

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