Sunday, August 11, 2013


Money CAN'T buy me love!
Hello everybody. Ms. Waxy Dragon here.
Today, let's talk about something near and dear to everyone's hearts, or at least their wallets.
Now let's face it, whether you're a "have" or "have not", you're always wanting more for some reason or another, whether it's to pay bills or buy a new Rolls Royce because the old one is dirty.
And being a kid, let alone a baby dragon, without any money isn't fun either.
If not for parents, you wouldn't be able to get a toy, the latest comic book(s), dark chocolate...
Okay, better get my mind off my stomach and back to work.
Seriously, money, or the lack thereof, is no joking matter; but I'm certainly going to try.

A man went into a bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans.
"I'm sorry, sir," said the cashier, "The loan arranger is out to lunch."
"Can I speak to Tonto then?"

Q. Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
A. Now he's a bronze fish!

There's one good thing about being poor. It's inexpensive.

Thief: "Your money or your life."
Victim: "Take my life, I need my money for my old age."

Now, piggies do not keep their money in piggy banks, but do fish use a river bank?

Did you hear about the family who was evicted from their tree house? The bank says they didn't pay their mortgage, but the family says it's a mix-up because they recently switched branches. 
Well now, that would leave them out on a limb, wouldn't it?

The forger liked to brag that he was making big money, but if he makes it too large, it won't fit in his wallet!

Now, this topic might seem out of character for me, but while us kids may not totally understand everything that is happening in the world today, we are aware that something is going on.
Just remember, in the end, it isn't how big your wallet is, or how much you have in the bank, it's what's in your heart that matters most.
Little kids and baby dragons know this from practically the day after we're old enough to start talking; and this is a lesson that grown ups need to learn and remember.


Be nice to yourselves and everyone around you.
And please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!-wd, with some help from the e-i-c

Video courtesy of You Tube.

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