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Afraid I don't have a theme or particular subject to build this weekend's Sunday Funnies around.
Just a lot of great jokes to share. Ready?
What is a sailor's least favorite color?
Maroon.
Did you hear about the concert that only cost 45¢ to attend?
It featured 50 cents and Nickelback.
Why did the stadium get hot after the ball game was over?All the fans left.
What do you get when you cross a goat with an owl?
A hootenanny.
What did the snail say after he rode on the back of a turtle?
"Wheee! That was fast!"
A slug is just a snail with a housing problem.
Did you hear about the poor farmer who's wife ran away with a tractor salesman?
He got a John Deere letter.
What did the tree say to Autumn (the season, not the puppy)?
Leaf me alone.
What is the only kind of nail a carpenter hates to hit?
A fingernail.
And on that note, have a great week everybody, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!--wd.
Friendly reminder: Waxy's literary debut in Companion Dragons Tales, Volume 2: Finding Waxy by Roger Stegman and Nancy A. Hansen is now available from Amazon in both print and e-book formats.
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