SUNDAY FUNNIES: DON'T WORRY DAY REDUX, Part 3 of 3

Hello Everybody!
Today you have both Autumn the Puppy AND Waxy Dragon here as we try to revive Don't Worry Day!

That's right. Our original attempt was 11 years ago on this very Sunday (August 2, 2009), but apparently most people were either too busy to celebrate or actually liked worrying, so we haven't tried doing it again before now.

Sad, but true.
Like I said last week the concept is sound. Set aside a day to attempt destressing.
We realize that life is ruff, especially with the way the world is right now, and that we need to do this on a more regular basis than just one special day.

Like the old adage says, you have to stop and smell the roses.🌹🌹🌹
But you folks didn't come here to hear us talk about improving your mental health by reducing stress and worrying, so...

Geez. No wonder mine have never been crunchy.

Starting this fall, video games will have these new difficulty settings: Easy, Medium, Hard, 2020.

Do they play video games in France?
Wii. 😉

How do ranchers🤠 buy their livestock?🐄Through a cattlelogue!🐮

Why don't mummies take vacations?
They're too afraid to relax and unwind.

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock! Don't worry: there's no cause for alarm.⏰

When desert nomads get ready to move their camp to another location, do they have a mirage sale?

Great Kibbles! 😉

I painted my trumpet🎺 turquoise and the other orchestra members are freaking out that I blue my own horn.

You know I love having breakfast in bed, but why am I the one who has to clean up the mess afterward?

Doctor, something is seriously wrong with me. Some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
Relax! You're just two tents.

And on that note, Waxy and I will continue to do our best to entertain you each weekend.
But please take care of yourselves.

It's not just your physical health, but your mental state as well. Like the song says, ♫Don't Worry, Be Happy.♫ Who know? Maybe we'll get to celebrate this again next year.

Waxy, don't you think you should take your own advice?

Oh.

On that note♫ take care. STAY SAFE! And please be back with us again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP and WD.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: DON'T WORRY DAY REDUX, PART 1 of 3

Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
You know, I've been thinking.
No, I don't have a headache now but anyway...

It has gotten to the point where a lot of stuff have their own days now.
March 14 is Pi Day. 03-14. 3.14, you get the idea.𝛑
Fans of a galaxy far, far away have decided May 4 is Star Wars Day. You know, May the Fourth (Force) Be With You.
Even us Dragons have our own day!😁
While we're also part of the Chinese Zodiac, January 16 is Appreciate A Dragon🐉 Day, and I hope you plan to celebrate it next year. (hint, hint!)

But, especially with everything going on lately, what about a "Don't Worry, Be Happy Day"?
Sure, The Free Choice E-zine tried establishing this before with no luck, but now...?
We'll still make it the first Sunday of August, since there really isn't anything going on that month except trying to stay safe😷 and not overheat in the hot summer🌞 weather.
Even though I can find it easily enough on YouTube, I don't really have the right to post the Bobby McFerrin song.
Yet I can post some funny, happy jokes so...

Did you hear about the Klingon who wanted to change his hair color?

He thought "Today is a good day to dye." 😉

A wife asked her husband “What is love?”💕
He replied, “Love is when you steal my chocolate🍫 every day, but I still hide it in the same place.” AW!

I recently bought a Prince CD for $20, but partied like it was $19.99.😀

I was going to tell a joke about a blunt spear, but I didn’t see the point.

The first five florists I called knew nothing about carpet and tile, and suddenly I’m the idiot.

Owning your "weirdness" is usually the key🔑 to something breathtaking.

Hope you like the funnies.
It was either this theme or try to joke about that {censored} pandemic again!
In any event, take care and please be back again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.