Saturday, December 19, 2015

THE PUZZLE CORNER: DECEMBER 19, 2015

FUN FACT
Christmas did not officially become a Federal holiday in the United States until June 1970. Whether as many businesses will be closed on December 25th as have in years past remains to be seen.

REBUS
A line from a famous Christmas carol is represented in the image below.
Do you know what it is?



THE LETTER SHUFFLE
How many new words can you spell, using the letters within the word CHRISTMAS?

We'll reveal all next weekend. But for now, let's open up THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results of the December 12, 2015 Puzzle Corner.


FAMOUS FIRSTS
A guilty pleasure of the holiday season is seeing again all the classic cartoon specials you grew up with. But can you name the very first one to ever air?

The fondly remembered Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol, which is even getting acknowledged in recent episodes of the Dick Tracy comic strip by Joe Stanton and Mike Curtis!

TRIVIA TIME
Four (4) holiday specials have gained legendary status by being shown EVERY season since their debuts. Do you know which ones they are?

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 1964
A Charlie Brown Christmas 1965
Doctor Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas 1966 and
Frosty the Snowman 1969.

Sunday, December 13, 2015

SUNDAY FUNNIES: THE 2015 OFFICE PARTY

Dragon
"puppy"
Hello Everybody!
Today you have both Waxy Dragon AND Autumn the Puppy here at The Free Choice E-zine's annual office Christmas party with our Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior.
Human(?)
Together, the three
of us are gorging out on snacks and sodas as we get together and tell holiday themed jokes. READY?

Who is Santa Claus' wife?
MARY Christmas

Is an Arctic survey the north poll?

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney?
Because it "soots" him!

What do Santa's elves do after school?
Their gnome work!

What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
What is a parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.

What does Tarzan sing and Christmas?
Jungle Bells.

Why does Autumn hang up her stocking at Christmas?
She's waiting for Santa Paws.

Why is it cold on Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrr!


What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?
Baby reindeer!

What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke ?
"This one will sleigh you!"

Why did the scientist miss Christmas?
He was too busy trying to confirm that no two snowflakes looked alike, but they all kept melting under his microscope!


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ON BEHALF OF THE STAFF AND MANAGEMENT OF THE FREE CHOICE E-ZINE, WE HOPE YOU HAVE THE HAPPIEST OF HOLIDAYS AND PLEASE REMEMBER:



The Sunday Funnies will return next weekend. Have a great week everyone!

Saturday, December 12, 2015

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: DECEMBER 6-12, 2015

TODAY IS KENYA'S INDEPENDENCE DAY.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE WORLD THIS PAST WEEK...
*Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un claims that North Korea is now in possession of a hydrogen bomb! However, others are skeptical about this boast until there are more verifiable facts available. Meanwhile, North Korea's all female Moranbong Band has suddenly left China in the midst of a concert tour with no public explanation.
*After extending the agenda by one day, the 2015 United Nations' Climate Change Conference in Paris, France has resulted in an agreement between the 196 countries attending to reduce greenhouse gases across the globe!
*The current pollution crisis in Beijing, China is bad enough to close schools, halt outdoor activities, and limit vehicle use.
*Armenia is now a parliamentary republic.
*President Yahya Jammeh has declared Gambia an Islamic republic.
*The Democratic Unity Roundtable has gained a majority in Venezuela's General Assembly after their most recent election.
*Finland will begin an experiment to establish a "universal basic income" within the country in 2017.
*Is there another painting underneath the famed Mona Lisa?
*Japan is facing legal action for resuming whaling operations.
*Iraq has managed to retake parts of the ISIS/ISIL held city of Ramadi.
*Iran is cracking down on website originating in that country that support ISIS/ISIL.
*After shooting down a Russian SU-24 jet,Russian ally Iraq ordered all Turkish military forces out of the country within 48 hours. Turkey refused, saying they are there to help. The matter has since been referred to the United Nations Security Council for arbitration.
*Archaeologists on a prerequistive examination of a future construction site have found evidence of an ancient English castle under a prison basketball court that was scheduled for remodeling.
*German Chancellor Angela Merkel has been named Time magazine's 2015 Person of the Year.
*The JAXA probe Akatsuki successfully entered orbit around Venus.
*Viking treasure has been found in an England farmer's field, and may help establish missing historic details of King Alfred of England and King Ceolwulf II of Mercia.

TERRIBLE TERRORIST ACTIVITIES...
*A Taliban attempt to take over Kandahar International Airport in Afghanistan was unsuccessful, but left 50 people dead and over 30 wounded.
*ISIS/ISIL forces have claimed responsibility for a triple truck bomb attack on Tell Tamer, Syria that left over 50 dead and more than 80 wounded.
*The Taliban claimed responsibility for a car bomb attack near the Spanish embassy in Kabul.

PASSING PARADE...
THE FOLLOWING PERFORMERS HAVE, SADLY, TAKEN THEIR LAST BOWS ON LIFE'S STAGE:
*Actor Nicholas Smith (Are You Being Served?, Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit, Doctor Who)
*Actor Martin E. Brooks (The Six Million Dollar Man, The Bionic Woman, Dallas)
*Actress Shirley Stelfox (Keeping Up Appearances, Coronation Street)
*Actress Rose Siggins (American Horror Story)
*Actress Marjorie Lord (The Danny Thomas Show)

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...
POLITICALLY...
*Believe it or not, despite their continued efforts on other matters, such as trying to do away with the Affordable Health Care Act, aka Obama Care; Congress actually accomplished something positive this past week by permanently extending health care benefits to all involved in the rescue efforts starting September 11, 2001.
*While he may be the GOP's current front runner again for the 2016 Republican Presidential nomination, Donald Trump has not had a good time of late, with multiple sources of backlash on his opinions concerning Muslims.
*The Senate's proposed budget plan for the coming fiscal year includes a provision that would allow employers to sue their female staff in an effort to recover the costs of their special health coverage expenses: birth control pills, gynecological visits, etc!
ELSEWHERE...
*The continuing investigation into the San Bernadino shooting reveals that the attackers might have been "radicalized" for years before the incident.
*Former President Jimmy Carter's latest medical tests show that he is now cancer free.
*The ex-director of Jared Fogle's charity organization to help children deal with obesity has been sentenced to 27 years on child pornography charges. Fogle is already beginning his 15 year sentence on similar charges.
*Mattel Toys has released a new version of Barbie to promote diversity.
*Did you know that the average refugee from a foreign country owes the United States $1200 for relocation expenses?
*Walmart is protesting potential taxes in Puerto Rico.
*The United States Navy's latest destroyer, the U.S.S. Zumwalt is captained by James Kirk!
*Hyperloop is scheduled to start testing its new technology in Nevada in late 2016.
*In the wake of a potential anti-trust lawsuit, General Electric has decided not to sell its appliance business to Sweden's Electrolux. The deal would have been worth an estimated $3.3 billion dollars.
*In a similar measure, Staples desire to acquire Office Depot will be opposed.

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THE PUZZLE CORNER: DECEMBER 12, 2015

FUN FACT
Vanilla is used in making chocolate!

FAMOUS FIRSTS
One guilty pleasure of the holiday season is seeing once again all the classic cartoon specials you grew up with. But can you name the very first one?

TRIVIA TIME
Four (4) holiday specials have gained legendary status by being shown EVERY season since their debuts. Do you know which ones they are?

We'll reveal all next weekend. But for now, let's open up THE ANSWERS BOX and discover the results of the December 5, 2015 Puzzle Corner.

RHYME TIME
No matter how long your answer to the clue below is, each word within it must rhyme with each other. Ready?

An emerald sword might be a...?
Jade Blade.

REBUS
Being traditionalists, now that it's December, The Free Choice E-zine begins to celebrate the holidays. First on the list of things to do is decorate our office. There is a familiar holiday phrase hidden amongst the decorations in the tree. Do you know what it is?

NOEL!

Because there is no L amongst the decorations!

Sunday, December 6, 2015

HAPPY HANUKKAH! 2015

TO THOSE OF OUR READERSHIP WHO CELEBRATE THE FESTIVAL OF LIGHT...

HAPPY HANUKKAH!

THE SUNDAY FUNNIES: AUTUMN THE PUPPY ON LIFE

"I bark, therefore I am."

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
Now, if it's one thing everyone seems to be an expert on, it's life.

Personally, I think it's a nice board game and was a fantastic magazine in its day.
But while the real thing can be a lot more complicated at times than you first think, it sure beats the alternative.

That's why every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive is a reason to celebrate!

There have just been so many theories, books, seminars, self-help gurus, etc concerning the subject, that I've decided to stick my nose in and see what I could come up with on the subject.

The following are just my own observations. Your opinion(s) may vary.

Logo (c) ?, image via Wikipedia
One aspect of life is health. There are plenty of people who want to live long and healthy. I have no problem with that per se. Hypochondriacs and quack doctors are another matter, but anyway, another aspect of life is dieting. Let's be realistic about this folks. I've decided that, no matter how much effort I put into it, I'll never get down to my original weight. After all, trying to get back to ten ounces (my weight a newborn puppy) is just so unrealistic.

Striving to achieve and make life better for yourself and others is always important, but if quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"

Self image is also important. It doesn't matter what you think of me. I think I'm special, and so do my imaginary friends.

The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
So is that why some people spend so much time trying to obtain more materialistic possessions?

People who make you feel special are keepers.
Anybody with such good taste has to be admired.

And finally... 

That's all for now. Have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.

Saturday, December 5, 2015

THE WEEK IN REVIEW: NOVEMBER 29-DECEMBER 5, 2015

HANUKKAH BEGINS AT SUNDOWN DECEMBER 6th.
DECEMBER 5th IS FATHER'S DAY IN THAILAND.
DECEMBER 9th MARKS THE 50th ANNIVERSARY OF A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS.

AMONGST EVENTS AROUND THE WORLD THIS PAST WEEK...
*Despite being the target of recent terrorism, Paris is still hosting the 2015 United Nations Climate Change Conference, but with far stricter security precautions than originally scheduled.
*The World Health Organization reports there is a polio outbreak in the Ukraine, with many children having never been vaccinated against the disease.
*The December 12th elections in Saudi Arabia will mark the first time women have ever been allowed to vote in that country!
*Russian President Vladimir Putin has announced that "If anyone thinks Russia's reaction (to Turkey shooting down one of their SU-24 jets in Syria) will be limited to trade sanctions, they are deeply mistaken."
*Pope Francis has concluded his Papal visit to Africa.
*Roch Marc Christian Kaboré is the new President-elect of Burkina Faso.
*Japan has resumed whaling practices, in violation of an International Court of Justice ruling.
*Munich, Germany's Institute of Contemporary History is planning to published a two volume, annotated version of Adolph Hitler's Mein Kampf, to present in a historical context how "he wove half-truths and outright lies together to sway his followers".
*European countries are still trying to work out all the various logistics as refugees continue to flee terrorist plagued areas of the Middle East.
*Adobe is now starting to move away from Flash.
*The results from the radar, sonar, and infrared scans of King Tut's tomb in hopes of finding Queen Nefertit's Tomb are expected soon.

TERRIBLE TERRORIST ACTIVITIES...
*Terrorist forces are fighting to hold on to illegally obtained territories in the Middle East against World Coalition Forces. Meanwhile, bombs still seem to be the terrorists' weapon dujour for this past week, including three suicide bombers at Lake Chad killing at least 30 people and injuring over 80 others.
*Amongst their other activities, it is reported that ISIS/ISIL forces are now targeting members of the LGBT community in the Middle East.

PASSING PARADE...
*The innocent victims of the San Bernardino, California shooting.
*Actor Anthony Valentine (Coronation Street, Escape to Athena) has taken his last bow on life's stage.
*Actor Gabriele Ferzetti (James Bond: On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Once Upon A Time In The West) has taken his last bow on life's stage.
*Actor Robert Loggia (Scarface, Jagged Edge) has taken his last bow on life's stage.

WITHIN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...
POLITICALLY...
*Despite more important matters that face that august body, Congress is once again trying to dismantle the Affordable Healthcare Act, aka "Obama Care".
But do you remember how the Republican Party once was?
On the right is an image, recapping the GOP agenda back during the Presidency of Dwight David Eisenhower!

*Believe it or not, 2016 Republican Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz claims that the majority of violent criminals are Democrats, and that it's the Democrats who are conducting a "war on women".
*After the man guilty of shooting up a Planned Parenthood clinic in Colorado admitted that he believed the seriously disproven Republican claims concerning that organization, the GOP is backing away from any public statements previously made, although it still wants to defund and totally close down Planned Parenthood.
*President Barack Obama has been named OUT magazine's 2015 Ally of the Year, for his role in helping the LGBT community.
*The United States Federal Reserve Board has announced it will NOT allow the extension of any loans issued under the George W. Bush administration's "Too Big To Fail" program.
*The U.S. Military has announced it will start considering any capable woman for combat assignments.
ELSEWHERE...
*A married couple were killed fleeing authorities after murdering 14 innocent people and injuring 21 more at a San Bernardino, California holiday party. The reason(s) why remain uncertain at this time, although the couple are suspected of being ISIS/ISIL sympathizers.
*To celebrate the birth of his first child, Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg has announced he plans to donate 99% of his personal Facebook stock to pro-children charities.
*It turns out that the late actress Elizabeth Taylor was doing what she could to help those with AIDS, even when such actions were illegal!
*Professional basketball player Kobe Bryant has announced he will retire at the end of the 2015-2016 season.


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