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Today you have both Waxy Dragon AND Autumn the Puppy here at The Free Choice E-zine's annual office Christmas party with our Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior.
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of us are gorging out on snacks and sodas as we get together and tell holiday themed jokes. READY?
Who is Santa Claus' wife?
MARY Christmas
Is an Arctic survey the north poll?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney?
Because it "soots" him!
What do Santa's elves do after school?
Their gnome work!
What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
Silent Night.
What does Tarzan sing and Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
Why does Autumn hang up her stocking at Christmas?
She's waiting for Santa Paws.
Why is it cold on Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrr!
What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?
Baby reindeer!
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke ?
"This one will sleigh you!"
Why did the scientist miss Christmas?
He was too busy trying to confirm that no two snowflakes looked alike, but they all kept melting under his microscope!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ON BEHALF OF THE STAFF AND MANAGEMENT OF THE FREE CHOICE E-ZINE, WE HOPE YOU HAVE THE HAPPIEST OF HOLIDAYS AND PLEASE REMEMBER:
The Sunday Funnies will return next weekend. Have a great week everyone!
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