Have you ever wondered what the Animal Kingdom is up to when there are no humans around?
A pony goes to the Vet and says, "I have a sore throat."
"Yes," agrees the Vet. "You are a little hoarse."
"I don't get it," one dog complained to the other. "My owner buys me all organic, range-free, non-nitrate, non soy gluten free chicken treats for $11.99 a pound; yet he gets the Twinkies!"
A blind snake and a blind rabbit met in the woods. After talking, the rabbit said, "Touch me and tell me what I am."
The snake touched him all over its body and said, "With fur, long ears, and fluffy tail, you must be a rabbit." Then the snake said,"Now touch me all over and let me know what I am."
The rabbit felt the snake all over. "Long and low to the ground, Scaly, slimy, You must be a lawyer."
Bad cat puns freak meowt. Seriously. I'm not kitten.
A grasshopper went into a saloon and hopped onto a seat at the bar. The bartender looks at the grasshopper and said, "Hey, we have a drink named after you."
"You have a drink named Henry?"
The dolphin went swimming for the halibut on porpoise!
Where do cows go for entertainment?
To Mooooo York for the Mooooovies and the Moooosiums,,,
And on that note♫, have a great week everybody and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—wd.