Sunday, October 16, 2016

SUNDAY FUNNIES: OBSERVATIONS (misc. jokes)

One smart dragon
Hello Everybody! Waxy Dragon here!
I may just be a baby dragon, but I keep my eyes and ears open and observe a lot of fun stuff, so let's see what mischief, I mean jokes I can tell this weekend!

Have you ever noticed that Ireland is one sea from Iceland?

When a fortune cookie says "Luck is coming your way", how come they never warn you if it's bad luck?

A guy once told me his dog could retrieve a stick from half a mile away. I told him that was a bit far fetched.

Don't you wish your wallet came with free refills?

My cell phone now has to wear glasses. It lost all my contacts.

If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, would they be alloys?

Jelly fish must be sad that there are no peanut butter fish.

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

You know times have to be really getting tough when the CEO of a major company starts playing miniature golf.

And on that note♫, have a great week and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—WD.

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